Look at me, I’m Royalty
(sung to the tune of ‘Look at Me, I’m Sandra Dee’ from the musical Grease.
- filk words by Doireann inghean Alasdair


Look at me, I’m royalty
Cannot go alone to pee
Crown on my head, till I’m unduly dead
Because I’m royalty

Watch out, how they all make way
As my herald starts to say
“Entering now, the Meridian Crown”
and then I start to say-ay-ay,

“AOA for him, Compostella, and then
well have a good old fashioned knighting!
Keep your tunics on, cause this won’t take long.
Has this hourglass run out yet?”

As for you Atlantian fool,
“Who do you think you’re talking to?”
All of these knights are here waiting for you
Because I’m royalty

Gareth, Gareth, Help me please!
“Keep them 10 feet FAR from me!”
Just keep your cool; revel’s starting real soon
Hey
It’s Cool
I’m Royalty
 
 

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